Plot, No Plot
Welcome to the exciting new game: Plot, No Plot!
Your task is to determine whether there is a Plot, or there is No Plot*.
Good luck!
Want to write some of these yourself? Let me know! Get credit here and a Spin of the Vornado! We can't have too many!
#1
A young woman walks into a classroom and starts talking to the teacher but then suddenly another student walks by and says "Walnuts!" then a horde of giraffes are seen outside running by the classroom window. The teacher says "Wow thats weird" and continues talking to the girl. Suddenly the girl faints and falls to the floor, dead. The teacher runs out of the classroom laughing and yelling, "Watermelons!"
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #1
#2
A young man crosses the student parking lot and steps on some gum. There is no one else around. He gets mad at the gum on his shoe, takes it off, and starts beating the closest car with it. He screams, "I'll bet you think twice next time!" to nobody in particular, then calmly puts the shoe back on and continues to walk across the parking lot.
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #2
#3
A dung beetle decides to take her chances and race across several feet of open terrain to reach a pile of fresh dung. Unfortunately, she does not notice the cat approaching. The cat sees the dung beetle and pounces from four feet away, launching himself with power and grace into the air, whiskers twitching, fangs bared in anticipation of the kill. The beetle sees her life flash in front of her as the cat falls out of the sky towards her, she says her mental goodbyes to her family...but suddenly...[cut to black and credits]
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #3
#4
An old man, in his last day of life, walks into the barber shop and is greeted by his oldest friend who is VERY excited. The friend grabs the old man by his shoulders and shouts with glee, "I fixed it! It's done! Our troubles are over, Billy! Our troubles are over!" Tears are streaming down his face, He is so happy, he becomes incontinent. Billy, the old man, opens his mouth but he can't speak, finally he joyfully explodes with a sound like a hyena, "Yeaaaahhhahaeeeewwwawawawawa!!"[camera dollies back until view of barber shop is one of the few businesses along the main street of a small town. Fade to black.]
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #4
#5
Things are going great for Samantha. Her life is perfect! But then one day she meets the World's Greatest Guy and her life gets perfecter! She becomes more and more joyous as the weeks and months pass--until she can barely concentrate enough to walk, because her mind is gushing with amorphous bliss!! In fact, one day, she steps out into the street while imagining that she was stepping into yet another room of Heaven, when she is instantly flattened by a garbage truck.
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #5
#6
A Troup student is about to get on the school bus when suddenly it drives off without her. She chases the bus for a few feet, but it doesn't stop. Kids on the bus are pointing at her and laughing. She accidentally trips over the curb and her computer goes flying and smashes against the pavement. The back wheels of the bus run over it. Then she remembers that her mom is at home sick, and besides that, their car isn't running that well. Her dad is driving a big rig to Colorado and won't be back for three days. She begins to cry uncontrollably.
Then she wakes up. It was all a dream!
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #6
#7
A Troup student is about to get on the school bus when suddenly it drives off without her. She chases the bus for a few feet, but it doesn't stop. Kids on the bus are pointing at her and laughing. She accidentally trips over the curb and her computer goes flying and smashes against the pavement. The back wheels of the bus run over it. Then she remembers that her mom is at home sick, and besides that, their car isn't running that well. Her dad is driving a big rig to Colorado and won't be back for three days. She begins to cry uncontrollably.
Then suddenly the bus stops and backs up! As she gets on the bus, the driver apologizes, and off they go!
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #7
*As defined by Mr. McGehee--ha! so there's no arguing!
Your task is to determine whether there is a Plot, or there is No Plot*.
Good luck!
Want to write some of these yourself? Let me know! Get credit here and a Spin of the Vornado! We can't have too many!
#1
A young woman walks into a classroom and starts talking to the teacher but then suddenly another student walks by and says "Walnuts!" then a horde of giraffes are seen outside running by the classroom window. The teacher says "Wow thats weird" and continues talking to the girl. Suddenly the girl faints and falls to the floor, dead. The teacher runs out of the classroom laughing and yelling, "Watermelons!"
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #1
#2
A young man crosses the student parking lot and steps on some gum. There is no one else around. He gets mad at the gum on his shoe, takes it off, and starts beating the closest car with it. He screams, "I'll bet you think twice next time!" to nobody in particular, then calmly puts the shoe back on and continues to walk across the parking lot.
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #2
#3
A dung beetle decides to take her chances and race across several feet of open terrain to reach a pile of fresh dung. Unfortunately, she does not notice the cat approaching. The cat sees the dung beetle and pounces from four feet away, launching himself with power and grace into the air, whiskers twitching, fangs bared in anticipation of the kill. The beetle sees her life flash in front of her as the cat falls out of the sky towards her, she says her mental goodbyes to her family...but suddenly...[cut to black and credits]
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #3
#4
An old man, in his last day of life, walks into the barber shop and is greeted by his oldest friend who is VERY excited. The friend grabs the old man by his shoulders and shouts with glee, "I fixed it! It's done! Our troubles are over, Billy! Our troubles are over!" Tears are streaming down his face, He is so happy, he becomes incontinent. Billy, the old man, opens his mouth but he can't speak, finally he joyfully explodes with a sound like a hyena, "Yeaaaahhhahaeeeewwwawawawawa!!"[camera dollies back until view of barber shop is one of the few businesses along the main street of a small town. Fade to black.]
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #4
#5
Things are going great for Samantha. Her life is perfect! But then one day she meets the World's Greatest Guy and her life gets perfecter! She becomes more and more joyous as the weeks and months pass--until she can barely concentrate enough to walk, because her mind is gushing with amorphous bliss!! In fact, one day, she steps out into the street while imagining that she was stepping into yet another room of Heaven, when she is instantly flattened by a garbage truck.
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #5
#6
A Troup student is about to get on the school bus when suddenly it drives off without her. She chases the bus for a few feet, but it doesn't stop. Kids on the bus are pointing at her and laughing. She accidentally trips over the curb and her computer goes flying and smashes against the pavement. The back wheels of the bus run over it. Then she remembers that her mom is at home sick, and besides that, their car isn't running that well. Her dad is driving a big rig to Colorado and won't be back for three days. She begins to cry uncontrollably.
Then she wakes up. It was all a dream!
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #6
#7
A Troup student is about to get on the school bus when suddenly it drives off without her. She chases the bus for a few feet, but it doesn't stop. Kids on the bus are pointing at her and laughing. She accidentally trips over the curb and her computer goes flying and smashes against the pavement. The back wheels of the bus run over it. Then she remembers that her mom is at home sick, and besides that, their car isn't running that well. Her dad is driving a big rig to Colorado and won't be back for three days. She begins to cry uncontrollably.
Then suddenly the bus stops and backs up! As she gets on the bus, the driver apologizes, and off they go!
PLOT OR NO PLOT? Answer to #7
*As defined by Mr. McGehee--ha! so there's no arguing!